Late Show Top Ten

Surprise!  I know it's been awhile, but I get easily distracted.  I thought this was pretty funny and thought I'd share.  I especially like the last one under the Top Ten Extras.  Can YOU say 'nuclear'?

Top Ten Ways This Country Would Be Different
If Hillary Clinton Were President

10. Tax breaks for pantsuits

9. Secretary of the Interior? Martha Stewart

8. Oil drilling begins in Crawford, Texas

7. First president who kisses men since Nixon. It's true -- look it up, people

6. Extra Secret Service agents assigned to guard Bill's pants

5. Vice President no longer allowed to get drunk and shoot a guy

4. For once Air Force One would stop and ask for directions, am I right ladies?

3. Presidential approval ratings above 20%

2. Four more years of old Bill Clinton sex jokes on the "Late Show"

1. President's affair with female intern would be way hotter  (I'm thinking a man wrote this one)

Health care plan to be determined by cast of "Grey's Anatomy"

With world on brink of war, President huddles with her girlfriends and pint of Haagen Dazs

Strategy for fighting terrorists: the icy cold shoulder

N-U-C-L-E-A-R would go back to being pronounced "nuclear"